1. IT’S WINE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Told in GIF and Haiku)

    Starts with one small glass

    Second glass leads to haiku

    Third glass ends with GIFS

    Linguine and clams

    Where is the cheap cooking wine?

    Eighty dollar wine?

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    Can’t cook without it.

    I have to use the good stuff.

    May as well have some.

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    One glass won’t hurt me.

    Okay, so I’m a lightweight.

    But Moscato, goooooooood.

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    Two glasses won’t hurt.

    My husband asks for a snack.

    Get it yourself, dear.

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    Third glass in. HAPPY!

    Hubby says I’m cranky now.

    I argue the point.

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    Emotions on high.

    Only halfway through third glass.

    Do not start to cry.

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    Wow! Hubby looks fine!

    Wonder if he’s up for some?

    Am I up for some?

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    What do you mean, NO?

    I’m not drunk at all, honey.

    Just had a little.

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    He says tomato…

    Why is the bottle empty?

    Guess I got cut off.

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    Have a great night all.

    I think the pasta is done.

    I know I’M done. CHEERS!

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